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Reminds you you're still here. Loudly. Are you still there? BAAAAH. Goat Alert is the Chrome extension that checks up on you — whether you like it or not. Every 2, 5, 10, or 15 minutes (you pick), a notification pops up. Dismiss it and you're safe. Ignore it for 15 seconds... and a goat screams at you. Perfect for: - People who lose track of time - Office pranks on coworkers - Anyone who needs a chaotic productivity boost FEATURES: ✓ Random alert intervals — 2, 5, 10, or 15 minutes ✓ 15-second grace period before the goat strikes ✓ Choose which intervals go in the random pool ✓ Snooze button — buy yourself 5 more minutes ✓ Rotating funny messages — a different goat threat every time ✓ Streaks — track how many days in a row you've stayed goat-free ✓ Enable or disable anytime from the popup No accounts. No tracking. No data collected. Just a goat. 🐐 GOAT ALERT PRO — $5 one-time unlock: ✓ Custom sound upload — replace the goat with any .mp3 ✓ Gentle chime mode — prefer a soft nudge over a full goat scream ✓ Fixed interval mode — set any exact time (1–240 min) instead of a random pool ✓ Custom notification messages — write your own goat threats ✓ Detailed stats — total alerts, goat screams, dismiss rate, days active No accounts. No tracking. No data collected. Just a goat.