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Porn blocker with memes: open a dirty site, get something deeply unsexy instead. The urge dies laughing. No shame, no lectures. The porn blocker that kills the urge with memes 🌽🥀 Whenever you open a dirty website compulsively, instead of the usual, Turnoff hits you with something so weird, so funny, so profoundly unsexy that your brain just reboots. The urge dies laughing. No shame. No lectures. It works. SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE? Turnoff might seem like a joke to some. It's much deeper than that. The system we live in is rigged against you. Thirst traps. Pornsites. Infinite feeds. All of them engineered to hijack your deepest desire — real, human connection — and sell it back to you one dopamine hit at a time. And here's the ugly part: most sessions never start with a decision. They start with a reflex. New tab, four letters, autopilot. By the time your willpower shows up, you're already there. Willpower always arrives late. So we built the thing that arrives on time. HOW IT WORKS 1. Pick your sites. Start from our curated blocklist of adult sites, then add anything else that pulls you in — your list, your rules, up to 500 custom domains. 2. Get interrupted. Open a blocked site and Turnoff redirects you before a single pixel of it loads. Instead you get a meme, a cursed image, the least sexy content on the internet. Horny and laughing cannot coexist — this is science you can feel. 3. Ride the wave. A short sequence walks you through the moment while the urge passes through you. It always passes — usually faster than you'd believe. 4. You choose. "I'm turned off" → tab closes, streak grows. "Open anyway" → the site opens for 5 minutes, honestly counted. We're not your mom. There's no lock to pick and no wall to climb — just you, finally awake, making an actual decision instead of getting sleepwalked into one. 5. Watch yourself win. Days clean. Resists in a row. Urges beaten. Your dashboard keeps honest score — in both directions. WHY MEMES, SERIOUSLY Arousal is a "hot" brain state: impulsive, tunnel-visioned, allergic to long-term thinking. Laughter and absurdity are "cold" states — and your brain can't run both at once. A well-timed pattern interrupt flips the switch, and once you're thinking again, most people notice the urge is simply… gone. That was the whole trick the sites were playing on you: keeping you hot enough to never think. It's also why Turnoff will never show you disgusting shock content or guilt-trip you with a lecture. Shame doesn't break the loop — shame IS the loop. Feeling terrible is exactly what sends people back. So we make you laugh instead, and we keep the turnoffs rotating so your brain never gets comfortable. Memes are all fun and games. We chose them for a reason. FUN ON THE SURFACE. SERIOUS UNDERNEATH. 🔒 Private by design. Your blocklist is matched locally in your browser using Chrome's built-in declarativeNetRequest. Your browsing history never leaves your machine — we couldn't read it if we wanted to, and we don't want to. 🚫 No ads, no trackers, no analytics circus, no data selling. The only thing stored is the outcome of each interrupt — resisted or opened, plus the domain that triggered it — because that's literally what your dashboard is made of. ⚡ Blocks at the network level, before the page even starts loading. No flash of the old life. 🌐 One account, every browser. Install it on Chrome and Edge, on every machine — your list and your streaks stay in sync everywhere. THE HONEST FINE PRINT • Turnoff is a self-help tool for adults (18+) who WANT to quit — porn, gooning, the whole autopilot spiral. It is not a parental-control lock: "Open anyway" always exists, because the goal isn't to imprison you. It's to make sure a reflex never decides for you again. • Free to install; blocking runs on a subscription with a free trial. • Pro tip: enable "Allow in Incognito" in your extension settings. You know exactly why. • Whether you call it NoFap, rebooting, monk mode or just "I'm done" — this is the tool that meets the urge at the exact moment it fires. • A real human reads support@turnoff.now. Your habits had a good run. Now it's your turn. We will get you soft. 🥀