Useless Tab Apology Generator

Unknown author · Entertainment

Open in Chrome Web Store

Users

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Media

5 items

Description

Apologizes every time you open a new tab. Emotionally unnecessary. Surprisingly comforting. Useless Tab Apology Generator replaces your new tab with a short, funny apology that perfectly understands your procrastination. You opened another tab. This extension noticed. ✨ Features: • Random apology messages every new tab • Gen-Z / Reddit humor • Emoji-safe (no broken symbols) • Ultra-rare messages • Pause / Resume anytime • Zero tracking. Zero ads. This extension does nothing useful. That’s the point. Perfect for: • Procrastinators • Developers • Students • People with 47 open tabs

History

30d 90d 1y all

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Title length
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29
Description length
Characters in the listing description.
592

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Media assets

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Has promo video

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Languages

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Developer website

Listing exposes a developer website URL.

Contact email

Listing exposes a contact email.

Yes

Keyword in name

Case-insensitive substring match in the name.

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Keyword in description

Case-insensitive substring match in the description.

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Keyword occurrences in description

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Category user-count percentile

Share of same-category extensions with fewer users (null if unknown).

14.4

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