Useless Tab Apology Generator

Unknown author · Entertainment

Open in Chrome Web Store

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Media

5 items

Description

Apologizes every time you open a new tab. Emotionally unnecessary. Surprisingly comforting. Useless Tab Apology Generator replaces your new tab with a short, funny apology that perfectly understands your procrastination. You opened another tab. This extension noticed. ✨ Features: • Random apology messages every new tab • Gen-Z / Reddit humor • Emoji-safe (no broken symbols) • Ultra-rare messages • Pause / Resume anytime • Zero tracking. Zero ads. This extension does nothing useful. That’s the point. Perfect for: • Procrastinators • Developers • Students • People with 47 open tabs

History

30d 90d 1y all

rating_count is the Chrome Web Store ratings count, not a written-review count.

Details & SEO

SEO signals

Listing completeness signals

Title length
Characters in the extension name.
29
Description length
Characters in the listing description.
592
Media assets
Screenshots and videos on the listing.
5
Has promo video
Whether the listing includes at least one video.
No
Languages
Declared language locales.
1
Developer website
Listing exposes a developer website URL.
No
Contact email
Listing exposes a contact email.
Yes
Keyword in name
Case-insensitive substring match in the name.
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Keyword in description
Case-insensitive substring match in the description.
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Keyword occurrences in description
Count of case-insensitive occurrences in the description.
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Category user-count percentile
Share of same-category extensions with fewer users (null if unknown).
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These are transparent listing completeness / keyword signals, not a prediction of Chrome Web Store search ranking.