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Jansten is here to roast you, sing, dance, and make sure you NEVER browse normally again. ๅๅ๏ผ ๐ค INTRODUCING JANSTENBOT - THE BROWSER COMPANION NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT EVERYONE DESERVES ๐ค ๅๅ! Are you tired of browsing the internet... peacefully? Do you find your productivity unacceptably high? Do you wish a small armored gentleman would sit in the corner of your screen and judge your every move? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE THE EXTENSION FOR YOU. Meet Jansten - a multi-talented individual who: โจ Sings (often off-key) ๐ Dances (always on beat though) ๐ Plays basketball (100% airball success rate, undefeated record) โ๏ธ Dominates at WangZheRongYao (็่ ๆฆฎ่) โ actually good at this one ๐ก Has a best friend named UltraG (who is TERRIBLE at the game but Jansten puts up with him because friendship) ๐ธ Has questionable blackmail material of himself that he is somehow proud of??? โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ฅ ICONIC JANSTEN CATCHPHRASES YOU'LL HEAR 24/7 ๐ฅ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โข "ๅๅ๏ผ" (the universal Jansten greeting/complaint/celebration) โข "่ซ่ฎๆ็จไบซ็ถ้ฉ" (Let me solo the experience, peasant) โข "็บไป้บผไธ้ฒ้ๅ๏ผ" (WHY won't you go into the jungle???) โข "ultraG ๐ก" (said with maximum disappointment, 47 times per session) โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ WHAT THIS EXTENSION ACTUALLY DOES TO YOU โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ฅ ROASTS YOU AUTOMATICALLY every 15 seconds because you deserve it ๐ SHOOTS BASKETBALLS that ALWAYS airball (it's a feature, not a bug) ๐ MAKES YOUR ENTIRE WEBPAGE DANCE while disco lights flash ๐ค SINGS LYRICS that float across your screen during important meetings โ๏ธ UNLEASHES WANGZHE SKILLS including a screen-shaking ULTIMATE attack ๐ก SUMMONS ULTRAG to display his latest tragic match stats (0/15/2 typical) ๐ง๏ธ RAINS MINI JANSTENS from the sky (and now BLACKMAIL PHOTOS too!) ๐ธ SHOWS RANDOM BLACKMAIL IMAGES OF JANSTEN that pop up uninvited ๐ FLIPS YOUR ENTIRE WEBPAGE upside down for "fun" ๐ฑ๏ธ HIJACKS YOUR CURSOR with a trail of emojis โจ๏ธ INSERTS RANDOM JANSTEN QUOTES into things you're typing ๐ OCCASIONALLY BLOCKS LINKS because Jansten doesn't want you to leave ๐ REPLACES TEXT ON WEBPAGES with Jansten's wisdom ๐ผ๏ธ REPLACES IMAGES with Jansten's face (improvement, honestly) ๐๏ธ NOTICES WHEN YOU SWITCH TABS and guilt trips you when you return ๐ "MAX CHAOS" MODE - We legally cannot describe what happens โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ธ NEW: THE BLACKMAIL FEATURE ๐ธ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Jansten has somehow obtained blackmail photos... of HIMSELF. Why? Nobody knows. Are they cursed? Probably. Will they appear randomly during your work calls? Absolutely. They will rain from the sky during dance mode, sing mode, regular Jansten rain, and MAX CHAOS mode. You will see these photos. You did not ask for them. You cannot unsee them. This is the JanstenBot experience. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ LEADERBOARD STATS WE TRACK FOR FUN โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ Total Roasts Endured ๐ Airball Counter (it only goes up) ๐ Chaos Level (max 10, but morally unbounded) ๐ Click Count (we know exactly how many times you clicked Jansten in frustration) ๐ Pages Invaded (he's everywhere) โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โ ๏ธ WARNING SIGNS YOU SHOULDN'T INSTALL THIS โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โ You need to use your browser for serious work โ You have a presentation in the next 4 hours โ You enjoy peace and quiet โ You don't want to see basketball-related disappointments โ You don't speak Chinese (but you'll learn 4 phrases real quick) โ Your boss is watching your screen โ You like UltraG (Jansten doesn't, sorry not sorry) โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โ PERFECT FOR โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โ People who hate productivity โ WangZheRongYao players who feel called out โ Anyone who enjoys chaos โ People who want to feel emotions while browsing โ Friends of Jansten (and UltraG, allegedly) โ Masochists โ People who think "what if my browser had ADHD?" โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐ A NOTE FROM JANSTEN HIMSELF โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ "ๅๅ! ๅฎ่ฃๆๅง! ๆๆ่ฎไฝ ็็่ฆฝๅจ่ฎๅพๆด็ฒพๅฝฉ! ultraG ๐ก ไนๆณ่ทไฝ ่ชช hi ไฝๆฏไปๅๅจ้้ ญไบ. ่ซ่ฎๆ็จไบซไฝ ็็่ฆฝๅจ็ถ้ฉ! ็บไป้บผไธ้ฒ้ๅ?? ็บไป้บผไธๅฎ่ฃ?? AIRBALL!" - Jansten, probably while airballing โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐จ INSTALL AT YOUR OWN RISK ๐จ ๐จ NO REFUNDS ON DIGNITY ๐จ ๐จ JANSTEN IS NOW YOUR PROBLEM ๐จ Made with ๐, chaos, and questionable blackmail photos. UltraG was emotionally harmed in the making of this extension.